💌 Greeting Card “Today Married, Today Sex… But A Little Patience” – Wedding Irony With Double Meaning
Why settle for the usual sappy greetings, when you can make someone laugh (and blush) with style? The Greeting Card “Today's Wedding, Today's Sex... but a little patience” is the perfect choice for those who want to celebrate their wedding with sexy humor and light provocation , without losing the elegance of the joke.
A fun, mischievous and absolutely irreverent gadget, designed for close friends, accomplice witnesses or wild sisters who want to give a spicy smile to the newlywed couple.
🌟 Ironic and Memorable Design
✅ Rigid cardboard with quality printing and explicit phrase
✅ Mischievous text: “Today you get married, today you have sex… but be patient”
✅ Blank inside for personalized messages: sweet, naughty or funny
✅ Perfect for stag/hen parties or the wedding day itself
✅ A playful but never vulgar style: the right balance between class and trash
✅ Ideal gift idea to combine with hot or funny gadgets
🎯 Who is it ideal for?
✅ For those who want to wish a happy birthday with irony (and allusions)
✅ For friends who know the couple well… even too well
✅ For those who organize naughty wedding parties
✅ For witty witnesses or relatives who love to amaze
✅ For those who believe that true love… is also very funny
📌 Why Choose This Ticket?
✅ It makes you smile and breaks the tension of the big day
✅ It's an alternative, sexy and unforgettable wish
✅ Perfect for surprising newlyweds with spicy humor
✅ It is kept as a trash-chic souvenir of the wedding
✅ It's small, but it leaves its mark (and a nice double entendre)
🧼 Product Care Tips
✅ Store away from humidity to avoid damaging the paper
✅ Do not fold or crush the ticket
✅ Avoid liquid ink pens that may smudge
✅ Add a personal message to make it even more provocative
👉 Hand washing is not necessary here: just a pinch of irony and a lot of complicity to make it the hottest memory of the wedding.
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With this ticket, even the altar has a hot aftertaste. 💌
