🌸 Phallic Flower Plant – The Sexy Gadget That Makes Desire Bloom
Who said flowers have to be innocent? The Phallic Flower Plant is the sexy gadget that transforms every corner into a small garden… of pleasure. With its unmistakable “hard botanical” themed shapes , it is the perfect object to give a mischievous laugh, make an impression at a party or simply decorate your home with an ironic and provocative touch.
Small, cheeky and absolutely indecent – but in a tender way – it is a playful plant that doesn't need water , just attention (and perplexed or pleased looks).
🌟 Spicy and decorative design
✅ Pot with fake plant with realistic phallic details
✅ Bright colors and durable materials for long… blooming
✅ Stable and lightweight: perfect on desks, shelves or bedside tables
✅ Ideal for decorating themed parties, hen parties or hot dinners
✅ The plant that makes you laugh, blush and… take pictures
🎯 Who is it ideal for?
✅ For those with a black thumb but a sexy sense of humor
✅ For those looking for a prank gadget that really makes an impact
✅ For those who love to surprise with provocative and unconventional objects
✅ For bachelor/bachelorette parties, hot parties, fun gifts
✅ For those who love irony… in a hard vegetal version
📌 Why Choose Phallic Flower Plant?
✅ It's a perfect mix between decoration and double meaning
✅ Bring laughter and embarrassment (the good kind) to any environment
✅ Makes a scene in any context: home, party or office (if you dare)
✅ Great gift idea for funny friends, friends and colleagues
✅ No maintenance, just pure floral provocation
🧼 Product Care Tips
✅ Dust with a dry or slightly damp cloth
✅ Do not expose to direct sunlight for too long
✅ Avoid wet or damp surfaces to preserve the base
✅ Keep away from overly curious… or overly excited hands
👉 Hand washing with warm water and neutral soap protects the materials, keeping your phallic flowers always in splendid shape.
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With this little plant, every flower has its own beautiful reason. 🌸
